Breastfeeding a seven year old...I think not.

I was sitting on the couch when Ninja Gurl came over to check out my right boob.  I don’t know why she didn’t cozy up to the left one.  Kids are odd.

She told me she wanted to try nursing.  {NO WAY}  I didn’t want to embarrass her so I told her she could give it a go.  She cozied up and tried to nurse for HALF A SECOND. 

Then told me,

“Yeah, there’s no ninny.”

Me,

“I already knew that.”

Plus, there’s no way I’d be nursing a seven year old.

Then I told her,

“If you really want to nurse ask your older sis because she is nursing the baby.”

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