{This one time at band camp.}

I was collecting the kids from school and Lovely O is talking about one of her best friends getting their ears pierced tomorrow and she was asking them if they'd come to her funeral if she died while having it done.

Silly girl.

While driving down the road O was asking about this place that was never finished being built and she was curious as to why.

I belted out,

“Perhaps, they got their ears pierced.”

Bad Mommy.