Now, that didn’t mean I was wearing dental floss because that wasn’t happening either.
1) I don’t have the figure for dental floss panties.
2) And no matter what people say you cannot convince me that those things are comfortable.
Sure, if you like a permanent wedgie. No thanks.
Let’s be honest here. I’ve had four children. My body has been stretched from here to there FOUR TIMES.
You can find pretty sexy panties and still have parts covered up that you aren’t happy with and no amount of exercise can fix. I’m talking about my kangaroo pouch, so until I have a tummy tuck I will just have to get used to it.
I’m not having a tummy tuck though.
I’m too scared and I don’t want to spend money on it to begin with.
Dammit, I will be freaking happy with the body that God gave me and even the body I have after having FOUR KIDS!
Those four kids better realize what I gave up having them! Ha ha. A bikini body!
Back to my pretty panty story.
I think that we should treat ourselves every single day and wear pretty sexy panties that are comfy! You can feel down in the dumps and go to the bathroom and see some sexy leopard print with a pink bow and smile knowing that no one knows you are wearing your sexy panties.
So instead of only wearing them for sexy time with your significant other, doctors’ appointment or whenever you may wear them, WEAR YOUR PRETTY PANTIES ALL THE TIME!
I know that it has made me feel better even though I was in excruciating pain I could smile when I would go to the bathroom.
Do you wear your pretty panties all the time?