I just heard Tarzan.


I stopped and looked around thinking where in the world did that come from?  Then I realized it was coming from me.

Under my arms in fact because it was a jungle down there!  Seriously, that’s what happens when you are sick and haven’t groomed in a few days.  I’m not ashamed to admit it.

When I’m sick I stop everything.  I go from brushing my teeth three times a day to brushing my teeth 1 1/2 times a day.  Swishing my mouth with Listerine is the 1/2 and it counts!  Again, I am not ashamed.

I don’t wash my hair when I’m sick either.  I may just dunk my head in the water or I may not even take a bath or shower at all.

When I am sick I sleep a lot due to medication.

Phenergan is my best friend when I have a tummy bug and it should be yours too when you have a tummy bug. 

Today I feel ALIVE!!!!  I enjoyed a bath where shaving was involved and I even conditioned my hair!  Then I flossed, blushed and used Listerine on my pearly whites!  Then, you won’t believe this, painted my piggies. 

I feel so much better on the inside and out.

Honey, I’ve had a busy day so can we do take-out?  *It never hurts to ask.*