Imagine if you will a mom of four taking a bath alone. A mom that is tired of people crashing her party of one to talk (about things that could wait until she isn't naked), kids jumping in the tub or to have a four year old poop in the potty. This will ruin the bath experience all together! Trust me.
So, I locked the door.
I even had chocolate.
As soon as I had lowered my cold body into the hot tub I hear two babies at the door. And they were shocked that they couldn’t enter.
BWAH HA HA!!!
A little bit later I hear Superdad at the door.
“Why do you have the door locked?”
Superdad just asked me that question.
I will never say, “There are no stupid questions again.” because obviously there are.