The things that I think about:

I was trimming some of Sophie’s hair and thought about something totally crazy that has made my husband and teenage daughter laugh AT ME!  My baby, Sophie, has been fixed and cannot be a mommy and she’s never been around a male dog before.

Then I thought, “WHAT IF SHE HAD PUPPY SEX WHILE SHE WAS BOARDED?”

It made my heart sink to think about my baby, Sophie, not being a “baby” anymore.

I’m just not ready for any of my daughters to be deflowered!!!!  Especially while being boarded.

The teenager asked me, “Would you rather it have been at the park?” 

“Yes, that way I would have been in control and stopped it!!!!!!”

My poor poor Sophie. 

Yes, I need to get a new hobby or something....

Comments

TJ said…
Geez. First it's blow jobs, now it's doggy style. WTH is going on in NC these days?
Wo Fat L. said…
I think Supermom's new hobby should be sex advisor.
Superfreak said…
Supermom needs to get out of the house.
Tinklesh*ts said…
What sex toy will you be reviewing tomorrow?
Jenna Jamison said…
Looking forward to the next vlog. Will you use your sultry voice?
Supermom said…
TJ- you are killing me over here. LMBO