Then why did you name your blog The Adventures of Supermom? My friends started calling me Supermom so it turned into the blog being called The Adventures of Supermom. Trust me; we have a lot of adventures to blog about. Does that still mean I’m Supermom? Only you can be the judge of that. *shrug*
Just so you know I just took a swig of my cold beer to take my Xanax. Is that something a Supermom would do? Just sayin’…. I even walked the dog while carrying my beer in my hand. Does that make me a bad person? No, it makes me HUMAN!
Does it look like I’m someone who cares what others may think of me? Let me answer that for you, “Hell no.” I don’t care what others think of me. Either you like me or you hate me and that’s your choice. I have great friends that adore me and that’s all that matters. Plus, they are the ones that bring me beer and wine.
Today while taking care of a kid that may or may not have chicken pox I decided that I hated blogging and wanted to stop. Stop blogging! Yes, the world wouldn’t blow up to have my useless rambling, day after day to bore the crap out of you, cease to exist. Do you actually get anything from me to begin with? Seriously? You can look at millions of other mom blogs to read almost the exact same thing that I have typed up over the past 7+ years. Yes, I have been around longer than some bloggers but that doesn’t make me wiser. It just means I’ve ran the course of the whole blogging thing and I wonder if blogging is a thing of the past.
How long can we blog day after day telling about our life and really, who in the hell cares what goes on in our house? I seriously doubt that any of you wake up in the morning and think, “OMG, I have to get to a computer and see if Supermom has posted anything before I can even start my day!!!” Have you?!?! Of course not! Unless you secretly stalk me and want my body! ;) Email me and we can talk about that one. Ha ha.
I speak the truth here!!! HOW LONG WILL THIS GO ON!!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
The bubble has to pop soon for me because I am tired of blogging every single day! Sometimes twice a day and sometimes more! Sometimes I come up with a witty post and other times, I’m sure, I bore you to tears!
And another question I want to ask, “Seriously how much time are we spending on the computer typing up useless info instead of being with our kids? Our spouse?” The computer is such an amazing time suck and yet day after day millions of moms think that others actually care what they are blogging about and spend hours on the computer typing up a storm then networking to share their prized blog post to others that may or may not even care what they have to say.
So, from now on don’t expect posts from me every freaking day of the week. I refuse to bore you anymore with USELESS crap that you really could care less about knowing. How’s that for a compromise? Also, I promise to be myself from now on, no being all polite and proper. That’s not happening anymore. Be prepared to get a glimpse of the real woman that I am. The real woman that reads smut online and would really love to see the Kim Kardashian and Ray J sex tape. (If anyone has it please send it to me.) I will be the woman who thinks Linda Evangelista is BAT SHIT CRAZY for wanting $46,000.00 in child support a MONTH!! What is she thinking??? Most people don’t even make that in a year and she wants it a MONTH!!! Seriously????
I wrote about this a few weeks ago and I don’t know if you realize this but Facebook is KILLING blogging along with Twitter. I believe it to be so. Surely you can see it.
I hope that you continue to read the new and improved Supermom when she decides to post. Which may be every day and it may not unless she have something important to say.