Hi, my name is Michelle and
I’m addicted to porn.

Now now before you get your undies in a wad hear me out.  Yesterday in my mad rant I mentioned that I wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Ray J’s sex tape and I’ve had true fans SEND IT TO ME!!!  I wanted to tell you why I was curious about the sex tape to begin with.

There’s a video that went viral of three grandmothers talking about the Kardashians and one mentions the video so you see them watching the video and talking about it.  It’s hilarious to hear these grandmothers talk about sex.



I don’t even want to think about my grandmother having sex because it was bad enough when I walked in on them (her plus my papaw) having sex when I was younger.  Scarred me for life.  No, not really but it gives me the heebie jeebies to think about it now. 

*MUST DRINK MORE BEER TO ERASE THAT MEMORY*

So, that’s why I wanted to see the video.  *And I’ve browsed a few others….*

Don’t judge me.  I find porn to be hilarious.  I know that’s not what men what to hear but I do. Seriously.  Perhaps it is just me.  When I watch porn I’m like “Hmmm.  Ohhhh.  Ahhhh.  Ewwwe.  Ouch.”  It still intrigues me though.  I don’t know why. 

Does anyone else think like I do? 

Feel free to comment anonymously if you want!  I’ve already admitted to watching it on my blog so no more being anonymous about it.  Ha ha. 

Just keeping it real.

PS.   Thanks to those that sent me the link.  YOU ROCK!

Comments

Unknown said…
My bestie and I used to have sleep overs before I was married and we would borrow porn DVD's from male friends, we'd ask for the weirdest one they owned, then pop some corn and critique away. We saw some weird stuff but it was funny. Learned some things about our male friends that we never needed to know.
Laurel said…
LOL there was a sausage ad that popped up! :X
Supermom said…
HA HA!!! Well, you asked for the videos!!

Sausage ad, priceless.