Try saying that fast three times.

So, it turns out not to be a spider bite on my finger.  I just pictured myself and a spider dueling in the kitchen, the spider sounded a lot like Antonio Banderas in my head just now.  Did I mention that I’ve taken a pain pill for my finger?

Apparently I have something called paronychia on my middle finger and it’s VERY PAINFUL!!!  I kind of glazed over when he mentioned numbing my finger and cutting a place for the puss to come out.  Yeah, after all of that is was a blur. 

I wonder if a spider bite would have been easier to manage?