So you want to be a MILF?

On my recent Philadelphia trip the subject of MILF came up.  I found it rather interesting to find out that other moms secretly hope to be in MILF in their neighborhood.

I've been thinking of what the requirements would be to be the MILF in your neighborhood.

1 ~ To prance around in form fitting clothes (or sexy lingerie) all day in 3 inch heels.  Yes, that does mean waking up before dawn and applying your make-up before fixing the kids breakfast.

2 ~ To actually have a curvy body.  As in curves in the right places.  Curves from having a baby don't count.

3 ~ To have long flowing perfect hair.

4 ~ You get bonus points if you have an amazing accent like Sofia from the Modern Family.

*hilarious laugh*  I'm here to say that I am NONE of the above.

You will mostly find me in pj's and slippers when I'm at home.  I will even take the kids to school in my pj's and robe.  Make-up for me is only applied when I am leaving the house.  Plus, I think I look pretty without make-up so I only wear just a little bit anyway.  All the curves I have are from having four children and they are all in the wrong places.  My hair is short and spiky and most likely styled like I just got out of bed.  Plus, the only accent I have is southern.  Like in y'all and youins'.

There you have it.  Sniff sniff.  I guess I will never be a MILF.

That's okay though because I am Supermom.


I took this picture of me on Sunday.  I didn't even photoshop it!!!  This is just a plain jane picture without touch-ups.

Famous MILFS:

Stifler's Mom played by Jennifer Coolidge


and most recently watching Modern Family you have to include Sofia Vergara.


I think Sofia Vergara is a total BABE!!!  She is totally a MILF by all accounts.

So, lets be honest, deep down do you want to be considered a MILF?

Comments

Rickey Bobby said…
I don't know about a MILF, but I've got a smokin hot wife. Shake and bake!
Supermom said…
Shake and Bake ! !
Stifler's Mom said…
I have scotch. Aged eighteen years. Just the way I like it.
Supermom said…
HA HA!!!! I prefer my Scotch to be aged. ha ha
Jessie said…
If I looked like Sofia Vergara then heck yeah!
Anonymous said…
Well, you may not consider yourself a MILf by those standards, but you're definitely a gorgeous woman and evoke more of a reaction than those other people you listed do. You have my word on that.
Michelle Lee said…
Dear Anonymous,
Thank you!!! Can I have your number? *smile*