I was enjoying a cold beer on the couch when the babies started to crawl all over me. Instead of playing with them I was more concerned with them spilling my cold beer. That would have been total alcohol abuse!
Wait there's more:
I was having a conversation with Superdad while brushing Lil O's hair last night.
Supermom ~ Dammit, I don't want to leave the house tomorrow!!!
Lil O ~ Why did you just say dammit?
Supermom ~ Because I am a bad parent.