The things you do to get laid.

Add this to your parenting handbook:

Easy questions to ask and entertain your children for half an hour.  If you're one of the lucky ones they may fall for it..

~ Want to watch Yo Gabba Gabba???  (Insert their favorite TV show.)

~ Want some ice cream?  Or candy?  Or yogurt?  Whatever works.

~ Want to color?  Tell them they can use the markers because that works better because they never get to use those.  Be prepared to clean marker off the table and maybe the walls.  But hey, you are getting some so it's all worth it.

If they do venture to the bedroom just mention nap and diaper change and they will run away back into the living room. 

Now you know.


All I have to do is pay somebody and hope my wife doesn't find out.
Supermom said…
HA HA!!!!! Haven't we all?!?!?

Mikey ~ You made me LAUGH SO HARD!!!!!! B has her hands full with you!