I'm not going to be a grandmother no matter what the stupid kids are saying at my daughters high school!

Being a little harsh Michelle?  Bless those poor lost high school students.  They need guidance and a LIFE!!!

Things were crazy here yesterday.  The plumber came, without showing any crack, and put the new fancy hot water heater in.  ~big sigh of relief~  To have hot water again.  As soon as the water was hot I started the dish washer and took a long bath.  ~another deep sigh~

Then out of the blue I get a text from the teenage daughter at school about a rumor that she is pregnant going around.  I really had to hold back hysterical laughter.  My daughter pregnant?  Really?  Come on?  What's up with stupid kids starting rumors.  Get a life SUCKERS!!!  I know that H reads my blog and will have no problem with me announcing what I am about to say.

It's hard to get pregnant being a VIRGIN and all!!!!!!!!  Remember H has made a promise to herself to wait.  I blogged all about this before because I was so proud of her for making such a HUGE decision.

True Love Waits.  I really wish that having sex at an early age wasn't the norm these days.  All this talk about blow jobs and such just makes me cringe.  Trust me!!  I am not being naive to think that H will never ever have sex.  All I can do as a responsible parent is to teach her how special sex is and to not take it too lightly.  Now, when she becomes an adult, the decision about sex will be all on her.  The rules change a bit in my eyes when you are a consenting ADULT and no one gets hurt.  Make sense?

Yesterday I really wanted to go to the high school and smack some sense into those kids.  Really I did.  I am really glad that H didn't get toooo upset about it all because she knows the truth.  Her friends were very supportive and made her laugh.  Her one friend kept walking around holding his hands up saying, "Well, I know it's not mine."  Then they'd hold the door open for her and such.  I'm really happy that she has a great group of supportive friends.  That does make all the difference.  So, don't start planning the baby shower just yet because contrary to what the stupid kids say at the high school,


"I WILL NOT BE A GRANDMOTHER ANYTIME SOON!"

On another note!  If you know me then you know I'm not an exercise kind of gal.  I cringe at the thought of any physical activity that even resembles exercise.  I got my mommies genes.  I'm tall and skinny by nature.  Then why have I got this asinine idea to start this INSANE workout challenge?????  I'd like to know myself!!!

I want to try out the INSANITY 60 day challenge.  Why not start out with something small you ask?  Because I never just do to get by.  I want to feel the pain.  I want to be so sore that I have to lay in the fetal position as I cry for my Mommy.  I'm really excited about the thought of this personal challenge for myself.  Which is odd because as I stated I'm not an exercise kind of gal.  I hope that when I start this challenge I will blog all about it with pictures to show you the results I am having.  I will blog about the sweat and the pain.  I will blog about how INSANE I am for trying such a hard workout.

I AM TOTALLY PSYCHED over this!!!

Okay, I'm off to enjoy coffee and play Supermom.

Comments

Kelly said…
That's just crazy! I think alot of kids parents must be asleep at the wheel when they're supposed to be parenting. At least you know that you have a good daughter!!
Red Neck Diva said…
Kids are so cruel these days and they have no reguard for anyone's feelings but their own. I am glad that h has chosen to make that decision and people should just quit HATEN. Tell h that they are haters and not to worry she is a beautiful young woman and she will go far no matter what they say
Mary Jane said…
I know how you feel about the exercise thing. I never ran before in my life, but started with a half marathon (13.1). I asked myself why didn't I start with a 5K? You'll feel more accomplishment when you're in the fetal position crying for your mommy... I did :) LOL.
Vanessa said…
kids will be kids. And if H is waiting for true love than the rumors will dissapear in no time or when one of her classmates really do get pregnant. I hate saying it but there are statistics for a reason.

I'm doing Insanity too! If you need a buddy, let me know!
What your daughter needs to do is spread a rumor about herself carrying razor blades. Then people will be like, 'Oh, snap, don't talk about her or you'll get cut'.

That'll let those bitches know to keep their mouths shut.
Supermom said…
Kelly ~ Tell me about it! CRAZY!!!!

Red Neck Diva ~ It's all over and done with now thankfully.

MJ ~ SWEET!! I cannot wait to put myself through this challenge.

Vanessa ~ COOL!! How long have you been doing Insanity???? I am super excited and cannot wait to give it a go. Have you noticed your body change????? Details woman! You are holding out on me.

Mikey ~ ROTFLM ASS OFF!!! I about spit my water out when I read your comment on my Blackberry!
I will pass that along to H to see her reaction.

Thanks everyone for your comments.