But NOW SHE WON'T STOP!!!!!!!!
I think I am going to add another rule to the contract.
~ Do not text mom more than FIVE times a day. Unless it's an emergency. Texting me over and over about a birthday party that you,
"rele rele want to go to because he is ur best friend. There will b lots of people.
Just goin 2 a movie! U nvr let me do anything."
doesn't count as an emergency.
~ Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES do you ever send mom a FWD!!!! EVER!!!!! I cannot stress this enough! NO FWDS!!!! I just delete them.
Don't make me regret changing our plan so you have unlimited TEXTING!