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Can men and women really be friends?

Without anything sexual getting in the way?

Last week I was taught a valuable lesson about making new friends.  I met this man briefly last year and friend-ed him on FaceBook.  I commented on his wall, liked his pictures and his status.  Wanting nothing more than friendship.

I am a friendly person.  I like meeting new people.  I find the Internet to be a really cool place to do that.  It doesn't mean I am on the prowl for anything.  I thought I had made that clear.

Our friendship was fun and very short lived.

I was going by what this person was telling me.  I thought he was single and such.  Remember I blogged about getting an email from a woman wanting to know my intentions?  To which I replied, "Friendship!"   Perhaps she should have been asking him what his were?  Anyway.

He made me think this woman had issues.  So we continued to be friends and text back and forth.  I even made up the silly comic Supermom and the Single Guy about our texting.

Then the mentioned woman posted a comment on my blog.  It was again something ridiculous about me wanting the man.  Questioning my intentions again.  BLAH BLAH BLAH.


What the hell kind of intentions could I have?

So, I had to set my comments to be moderated before they were published to my blog.  I didn't want any of my Supermom Fans to be a part of this.  Then I checked my counters to find out the mentioned woman had spent hours on my blog.  This should prove to her that I have no interest in other men BUT Superdad.  Well, except David Muir, Jason Statham and Pierce Brosnan.  I'm just sayin'...

I was angry.  Is the world really so jealous?  Insecure?

Then on Friday I smartened up.  I checked on a few things and realized that Single Guy was probably lying to me.  I think the woman was really his girlfriend.  Did he think I was interested in him?   Did he think I was coming on to him?

They are friends again on Facebook so this leads me to believe he had to make up with her over all this.  He deleted me as well.  So, was he testing me?  Did he think I was after him and he wanted to give it a go?

I just don't understand.

Was all this a game?  If so, you suck not so single guy.  To play with someone's emotions is wrong.  Not only mine but her's as well.

This is why I find it hard to get out and meet people.  To let someone get involved in your life.  Makes me doubt the intentions of making friends now.

I really thought that men and women could be friends.  Now, I'm not so sure.  Just because a woman friends a man on any social network doesn't mean she is trying to jump in the sack with them.  It means she only wants to be your friend!  Just a thought.

There is no more Supermom and the Single Guy.  I deleted the posts and comics.

Now, to move on with...

The Adventures of Supermom!!!!!

So, fess up!  Can men and women only be friends??!??!  I look forward to the feed back!

Supermom Cooks

Sharing an awesome recipe from Ratio.

I took Michael's Basic Fritter Batter:

4 ounces flour
1/2 teaspoons salt
1 teaspoon baking powder 

then added 4 ounces milk
1 large egg

1 teaspoon tumeric

1 teaspoon cumin

dash of cayenne


mixed then added

organic frozen peas


I poured canola oil into a nonstick frying pan and heated it pretty hot.

Dropped by spoonful and cooked until brown on both sides.


These were YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You will want to try them.

Week in Review.

The snow is coming.  National Embarrass Your Kid(s) Day!  That's How I Roll!

Flu is making it's way out!  The Jungle Book is NEAR!!! 

Another One Bites The Dust

Before you read this post know I have nothing against gay people.  Gay as in people that like the same sex.  Not gay as in happy.  I do like happy people though.  NEVERMIND!!!  I have gay friends, straight friends, loud friends, fun friends.  I just call them my friends.  Soooooooooooooo, with that being said...

We were in bed the other night talking about the handsome Silver Fox Anderson Cooper being gay.  To which I belt out, "Another one bites the dust."  I'm sorry ladies.  You won't be getting a call from this hottie.

Times like this I bet more women wish they were born male.  HA HA!!!  Then I begin to think about other hottie men that I think may be gay.

I remember when he played the hunkie Buchanan son on One Life to Live!!!!  Remember?  He was dating Dorian and his mom Viki was upset about it?  I'm ashamed I actually remember that!  Well, have you seen a beautiful woman on his hottie Canadian arm?  DO tell!!!

Kevin Spacey

There's something about him that catches my attention!!!  He's hot!  YUMM!!!!  So, is he gay?  

Then you will not believe what SUPERDAD had the nerve to say????

I bet your boy David Muir is gay.

I actually GASPED and told Superdad, "Don't talk about my David that way!"

So, let's talk about this!!!!!!

A Day in My Life ~ January 28, 2010

A Day in my Life.  January 28, 2010

A Day in my Life.  January 28, 2010

A Day in my Life.  January 28, 2010

A Day in my Life.  January 28, 2010

My Teenage Daughter Won't Stop Texting Me

At first it was adorable that she would text me.  From school.  From her mamaws.  From her aunts.  From her bedroom.  Even while laying in bed right beside me!!!!  Good times!

But NOW SHE WON'T STOP!!!!!!!!

I think I am going to add another rule to the contract.

~ Do not text mom more than FIVE times a day.  Unless it's an emergency.  Texting me over and over about a birthday party that you,

"rele rele want to go to because he is ur best friend.  There will b lots of people.
Just goin 2 a movie! U nvr let me do anything."

doesn't count as an emergency. 


~ Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES do you ever send mom a FWD!!!!  EVER!!!!!  I cannot stress this enough!  NO FWDS!!!!  I just delete them.

Don't make me regret changing our plan so you have unlimited TEXTING!

Sick and tired of being sick and tired.

I guess this will be an update of sorts.  I still have two sick babies and one sick Superdad.  Lil O had to miss practice yesterday and that was disappointing to her.  After a few comments on my ELEPHANT EARS, I have decided to make them a bit shorter. HA HA!!!!!

That's my project for this week.  Along with everything else I have to do.

This morning we woke up to some pretty snow.  The sun has about melted it all now though.  It was just enough to cause school to be a two hour delay.  Figures, huh?

Anyway, I'm sorry I don't have anything exciting to blog about.  I am sure my kids will screw up soon though and I can BLOG all about it!!!!!!!!

I'm so excited, thrilled, fabulously happy. I want to tell the world!

Yet, I cannot tell you all that I know.

No, I'm not pregnant.

But I know someone that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O.M.Goodness.  When she told me I ran around the house screaming!  I want to rejoice with this family!!!!!!

You'll know soon enough!!!!!!  Don't bother guessing because I am sworn to secrecy!!!

Week in Review.

Week in Review. No this wasn't filmed at Toy'R'Us. The flu is in the house.

More coffee please.

It seems that coffee is like my safety line these days.  Not so much it being coffee but the warmth is something I crave.  It warms me up.  **Note to self:  Buy tea while out today for another option.**

Yesterday was so hard on me emotionally and physically.  Baby M wasn't allowed to nurse or drink/or eat anything after 4 am.  She did rather well if we kept her busy.  She'd ask for her "ninny" as she put her hands down my shirt.  It was hard for me to not let her nurse.  Like I was being cruel.  ~pout~  She is just too young to understand the situation.

THEN, they took her back 1 HOUR and 15 MINUTES later than planned because the surgery before hers was running late. It was hard just waiting in our little room watching the world go by.  Baby M wanted to be up and walking.  Well, in our arms but walking around the area.  Which was very tiring considering I hadn't slept ALL that night and Superdad really hadn't either.  So, walking around to keep her entertained so she wouldn't cry was a challenge.

Until they gave her the good "shot" of medicine.  I just held her in my arms, rocking her.  We requested a round of shots for the whole room but the nurse said we wouldn’t be able to drive home if she handed them out.  So, what was her point???   I just sat there holding my baby as she became lifeless in my arms.  The tears were just rolling down my cheeks, making her hair all wet.  I just sat there and smelled her hair as I prayed to God to watch over my baby.   It was hard on me for her to be so lifeless and heavy.  It just made me sad all over. 

I knew she was in good hands.  Everyone cooed over her!  They told me they’d take great care of her.  I knew she was in safe hands.  Not only their hands but God’s hands. 

When they took our baby away we headed down to the cafeteria to eat.  We were starving since we hadn’t had anything to eat since MONDAY!!!!  I think we inhaled our food in like 5 minutes flat!  We both just wanted to be in the waiting area to hear about our baby.  Even though we knew they had our cells and would be calling us to update us on Baby M. 

After a quick visit to the hospital gift shop to buy a Dora balloon for Baby M and a book for Lil O we hit the waiting area.  And waited.  The doctor’s assistant called us a few times to update us about their plan of action and how things were going. 

I just couldn’t find my power animal.  I was so relieved to see Dr. Jackson come walking towards us.  We went to a private room and talked.  Baby M was doing great and the procedure went wonderful.  I was on the verge of tears.  COUGHING up a lung of course. 

We were paged and boy did we grab our things up QUICK to see our baby.  False alarm.  The nurse just wanted us to know that Baby M was still sleeping and doing great.  Back to the chairs for us.  Then I heard it!!!!  Our names were called.  Again, we sprinted back to the desk!!  We were handed directions to find our way to the post-op area!  I think we ran to get there.  I really think we did because we BEAT Baby M getting there.  Then I see this smile on Superdad as he sees a nurse pushing a wheelchair with a nurse sitting in it who happened to be holding our baby.  Our drugged up baby. 

The nurse made a joke about not letting her go as I ripped the blanket off of them and swooped up my heavy/lifeless baby.  Again, I felt sad as I held her because I had to gently hold her head just like when she was born.  She had a splint on her arm to protect her IV.  She had the lil baby blood pressure cuff on her arm as well.  Then she had her E.T. finger. 

I just sat in this big chair and plopped out my breast for my incoherent baby to nurse.  She knew what I was doing even if she wasn’t really able to nurse at that moment.  She tried to talk but nothing really came out.  I just sat there and talk to her, rocked her and loved her. 

She eventually got the hang of nursing.  I guess we sat there an hour, maybe more, before we were allowed to go home.  She was still very medicated and lifeless.  I just held her tight!!!  While in the van I put on my ERGO and that’s where Baby M stayed for the rest of the day.  Attached to her mommy.  I wanted her to feel my movement even if she was totally drugged up.  I didn’t want her to be alone in bed.  So, I wore my baby up until bedtime.  Once she was asleep I took a quick bath, had a small snack and went right back to bed to sleep next to my baby.

I am so glad to have that day over with.

A Day in My Life ~ January 19, 2010

Walking out the door heading to the hospital.

A Day in My Life  January 19, 2010

Yea, she isn't happy.

A Day in My Life  January 19, 2010

A pretty bow.

A Day in My Life  January 19, 2010


A Day in My Life  January 19, 2010

Dora Balloon - CHECK!

A Day in My Life  January 19, 2010

E.T. phone home.

A Day in My Life  January 19, 2010

Medicated baby.

A Day in My Life  January 19, 2010

Heading home.

A Day in My Life  January 19, 2010

Thanks for all the well wishes!! Baby M is home and still medicated. The dental work is behind us. I didn't sleep last night due to coughing. I am not tired, which is odd. Must be all the adrenalin.

Night night.

Keep us in your thoughts please.

 Today is the day.  Baby M has to be at the hospital at 9 am.  They will start her dental procedure about 11 am.  I am not worried about the procedure just them putting our Baby to sleep.  I will be on pins and needles.  I am sure we will be at the hospital all day.  I will have my Blackberry if you want to email or call.  I will update when I am able.

A Happy Playing Baby M:

Happy Laughing Baby

Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

While waking up from my nap I remembered a picture that Superdad had taken on our recent trip to Washington, DC and I wanted to share it with you.  We were standing right in the spot where Martin Luther King, Jr gave his famous speech.  It was very heartwarming. 

"I Have a Dream" is the popular name given to the public speech by Martin Luther King, Jr., in which he called for racial equality and an end to discrimination. King's delivery of the speech on August 28, 1963, from the steps of the Lincoln Memorial during the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom, was a defining moment of the American Civil Rights Movement.

For Sale: Superdad

I bet he thought I had forgotten this:

Last night I was coughing in bed.

Superdad ~ Comes out of bathroom brushing his teeth to say, "I have something in common with Heidi Klum."

Supermom ~ What?

Superdad ~  We are both married to Seal.


Get it?  Cause I sound like a Seal when I cough.

Could a tampon be considered a deadly weapon?

Yes, I am going to blog about tampons.  Those lovely feminine products that we HATE to buy every single month or God forbid, ask our husbands to buy them for us.

Okay, this maybe gross.  Just a little.  But I promise you will laugh at the end!  I hope.

Okay, we all know I’m sick with the flu.  In fact I am being the most HORRIBLE patient ever!!!  Just ask Superdad.  Oh wait, he already blogged about it for you as a guest blogger.

Yes, I have met my match.  Ah, damn you! God damn you flu all to hell!

At least I have something funny to share.  Or you may think just gross.  Oh well.  Here goes.

So, I’m sick.  We’ve already covered this.  Then I had to start my PERIOD.  Just freaking lovely!!!!!!!  Like I didn’t realize I was a woman with a baby hanging off my boob.  Let’s just kick her while she’s down and give her something else to deal with.

Okay.  Are you with me?

One of the perks of the flu is this agonizing cough.  Like shake your whole body, cough up a lung cough.  Well, here’s the funny, yet maybe gross part.  Since, I’m on my PERIOD and using a tampon coughing makes me grab my crotch.

Like grab my crotch while singing,

“Hee-Hee! Ooh! Go On Girl!
Aaow! The way you make me feel.”

That sort of crotch grabbing.

So instead of covering my mouth when I cough I reach down to grab my crotch.

Stop laughing!!!

So, I go tell Superdad.  After I have told him he couldn’t tell anyone what I was about to tell him.  Well, I guess that verbal contract is shot to hell since I am blogging about it myself.

I told him that if felt like my tampon was going to shoot across the room every single time I went into a coughing fit.  HE LAUGHED.  AND LAUGHED.  AND LAUGHED.

So did Monica, now that I think about it, when I told her over the phone.

I’m glad I can amuse you people while I am on my death bed, coughing while grabbing my crotch.

This is where Superdad takes over the blog:

Supermom is still feeling less than super. She has been sidelined with flu-like symptoms since last Monday. And she doesn't like it. Not one bit. And she says so. Often.
As befits her title she's not usually one to complain. I think I mentioned in a previous guest post that since I've known her Supermom has had two (more) children and twice as many kidney stones. Did she complain? Nope.
It seems Supermom has met her match though.
Perhaps this is for all the times I've heard her talk about how bad men are as patients when they're sick. I'll admit I'm not the best patient in the world but I'm certainly not the worst either.
So I've tried to be understanding. Everybody needs a little help some time.
Get well soon, Supe. Bitching is not your forte. Leave it to the professionals.

Week in Review.

I'm sick. Still...

They called for the pre-hospital phone interview about health history.  They actually asked me if Baby M was potty trained.  WTF??  Who do they think I am, Supermom?  Yeah, I know she is 20 months old but still.

Okay, after I go take Baby M to her pre-dental physical I am hitting Target.  So watch out!  Supermom is out of the house!!!

Drum roll...............  Enjoy:

Week in Review. Supermom is SICK! Taking Baby M to her pre-dental physical. Surgery on Tuesday. I'm actually dressed and not holding the couch down.

Yeah, I'm already home now. I've taken my meds and going to retire to my couch.

O.M.G. I think I just had an orgasm!!!!

I was a huge A-Team fan back in the day!!!  I just saw the preview for the A-Team MOVIE!!!!!!!

Should I be ashamed?

A Day in My Life ~ January 14, 2010

I should take pictures of my electric blue shot of Tylenol Cold medicine for you or my heating pad but I will refrain.  I'm very sick but muddling through because that's what moms do.  Right?

Instead while I am suffering on the couch I am hand sewing Lil O's elephant costume for The Jungle Book play in February.

The Making of the Elephant Costume

The Making of the Elephant Costume

The Making of the Elephant Costume

The Making of the Elephant Costume

The Making of the Elephant Costume

I am going to add more hand embroidery on the skirt and belt with the pink yarn that I used around everything else.  I thought I better wait until I am out of the medication induced drug haze so not to make any mistakes.

**UPDATE**  I've finished the bottom half of the costume!!!!

The Making of an Elephant Costume

Dear Superdad, Hormonal Teenager, B2, Lil O and Baby M,

Just is case you haven't noticed, I'm very sick. Every part imaginable on my body hurts.

Please pick up after yourself. Please make some decisions for yourself. Please just do what needs to be done.

I'm not cooking so don't come to me for food. I'm not making any decisions so don't ask me anything. Don't be loud because my head is killing me.

Feel free to rub my back, legs or feet. You can also bring me drinks and food. I'd appreciate that.

Oh, Baby M please stop peeing in the floor because I just cannot find the strength to clean it up again.


Wow, that was quick.

I'm sick.  Flu sick.  Fever, chills, earaches, throat and my back is killing me.  I took a shot of electric blue Tylenol Cold meds and have been sleeping on and off on my couch all morning.

I sent this SOS to Superdad,

"Craving Nutella, Cinnamon Graham Crackers and Orange Sunkist.  Yes, I am sick."

He's the best because all three of those are in the kitchen now.  PLUS, he brought home some sweet potato bisque soup.

MUMBLING!!!!!!!!!  I don't wanna be sick......in reference to an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry says, "I don't wanna be a cowboy."

Life's a bitch so get used to it.

Okay, so I think my teenager hates me right about now.  It's bound to have happened.

SO, you know she was given a cell phone for Christmas with a contract about the rules that went with it.

Anyway... I take H to school and I don't want her to get there to early because I want to make sure she is safe.  School starts at 8 am so I think 7:45 is plenty of time to get to her locker, use the bathroom and kiss her boyfriend.  BUT she has other plans.  She has been doing this since school started.  She tried to get to school as early as she can.  Way before 7:45.  I don't fall for that crap.  I have a set schedule and know when to walk out the door.

This morning she starts heading down early.  She even comes back upstairs to get the babies to put them in the van.  So, I grab my coffee and head down thinking it's time.  I SHOULD HAVE LOOKED AT THE CLOCK!!!!!  I get to the van and it's like 7:21 am.  So, I casually mention that it's too early to leave that from now on we cannot come down so early.

This is where I get that wonderful teen ATTITUDE!!!!  "WE ALWAYS LEAVE THIS EARLY"  She's totally playing me for a fool.  I KNOW WHEN WE LEAVE THIS HOUSE!!!!!  She actually thinks she can convince me we always leave the house this early.  She is arguing with me!!  I didn't even start it.  I was polite when I said that we need to leave later.  I wasn't blaming her or anything.

Then I hear, "WHATEVER!!!" come from her mouth. WE ALL know that is a teenagers way of saying "fuck you".  If you didn't know that, you do now.  This is where I completely stop the minivan and say. "Give me your phone."

I kept hearing Barney Fife in my head.  "Nip it in the bud!  Nip it in the bud SUPERMOM!"

So, she's crying and huffing and trying to throw a tantrum.  I felt like saying, "Oh, you poor baby cannot stomp down the hall and slam your bedroom door because the itty bitty seat-belt has you pinned to the seat."  I thought about saying that for real!  I didn't think it would be wise because I am the adult and all that other crap.

It just irks me.  I went on to tell her that having a cellphone is a privilege and not something she is owed.  I will be respected or she will not have a phone.  PERIOD!

So she puts on her IPod and cries the rest of the way to school trying to ignore me.

I guess I am just a mean mommy who wants the best for her daughter.  It's just awful for me to be this way!!!!  ~eyeroll~

It's all about a good QUICKIE at times!!!!!

A Quick and EASY meal recipe.

Take 1 can diced tomatoes, roasted or whatever flavor (I get the roasted with chili's in them for the spiciness) and pour juice and all into a large saucepan.  Add one can of water, breast meat from a rotisserie chicken and couple handfuls of rice.

Cover and cook on medium heat until rice is done.  Stirring often.

Place on your plate and top with shredded cheese and a dollop of sour cream.  Serve with a side of tortilla chips.


Laughing my ASS off!!

Yes, I just blogged about church earlier. And now I have typed the word ASS.

Okay, I'm in bed and I hear this:

Lil O - I want to watch a show.

Superdad - Honey, that box isn't important. You don't have to watch it all day.

SUPERMOM - Insert hysterical laughing here. "That coming from the man who has watched TWO football games today and now watching basketball."

Superdad - I had hoped you were asleep and didn't hear that.

Am I supposed to go to Church?

This morning I was laying in bed just thinking.  I know lots of people that would have been up and already preparing to go to their church.  Yet, I was still in bed.

I am a very spiritual woman.  I believe in God.  I pray to God.  We say grace at our meals.  Our big kids pray to God. 

Yet, two of my children have never stepped foot into a church to hear a man or woman tell them how they are supposed to be living.  I don't say that making fun it's just how I see it.

I sort of see church as a social place that you attend with other people that think and believe like you.  It's a place you are able to socialize and be one big family.  Sounds good enough.

When I was growing up I attended a very southern Baptist Church with one of my grandmothers.  It was one where they jumped and shouted and scared the crap out of you at times.  I can remember it like it was yesterday.  I have a special place for that little church because my twin brother is buried there.  Yet, I never go to his grave.  Weird.  Now, I may have to visit the lil guy I shared a womb with.


I then would visit different churches with my step-dad.  Methodist and Baptist.  I have attended several different churches in my lifetime.  Embracing everything they had to teach me.

There was one church in particular that I attended until my divorce.  My ex husband won that church in our divorce though.  He even married a woman that we knew from that church years later.  Yeah, so he got to keep that church and I felt weird going back.  It's okay though because the pastor left and he was why I went there so I had no reason to stay.

After all the above I visited Unity.  I LOVED Unity!  I felt like I was home.  Sadly, the church is a distance from our house so it isn't practical to attend.

Superdad would love me to attend his church.  He grew up in a Christian Science Church.  NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SCIENTOLOGY.  He doesn't believe in little aliens and such....

Superdad loves having his Christian Science background.  He wants our girls to grow up in the Christian Science faith.  I have no problem with that.

I guess I was just thinking this morning if I should be doing more when it comes to "going" to a certain church.  I really don't think you have to attend a certain place of worship to get to Heaven.  I think knowing and believing in God will get you there.  He isn't going to glance over your church record to see how many days you have missed.  Or is he?

A Day in My Life ~ January 9, 2010

I'm going to start something new.  I am sure you have noticed that I take pictures every single day.  I have been toying with the idea of posting a picture every day of something totally random.  I just don't have time for that really.  So, today I thought I would post A Day in My Life once a week.  Just random pictures of one certain day.

What do you think?

So, hold your applause please and enjoy....

January 9, 2010

A trip to the library for books.

January 9, 2010

Homemade English Muffins.

January 9, 2010

Homemade Garlic Basil Rolls with Olivie Oil.

January 9, 2010

Homemade Sandwich Bread sprinkled with salt.

January 9, 2010

Homemade Soup with  Andouille Sausage and Pinto Beans.  SPICY!!!!

Week in Review.

Please forgive the purple bags under my eyes.  It tends to happen after a bad migraine and taking all those meds.

Supermom plays Weather Girl.

Do you see what I am dealing with???

Snow and EXTREMELY COLD temps!!!!!!!  I also can predict that there will be no school tomorrow.  I can also bet my game night will be canceled as well.  GRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was planning on the girls to come over to hang out and enjoy beer and SCRABBLE.  We know how to party!!  We really do.  I was even going to get the big pencil out to keep score.

I have a migraine today.  I broke down and took my meds.  It has helped some.  I really want to crawl in bed to sleep it off but I am unable to because I have these two critters walking around that call me mom.

I hope you have a lovely afternoon and you can look forward to my Week in Review tomorrow.

Insomnia is a kind of torture.

Here lately I am having a hard time resting.  I am sure it is because my anxiety back in December has knocked me out of whack.  Well, DAMMIT, get over it already!  I could use some hard ZZZ's at night.  Thankfully over the Christmas break I was able to take short naps throughout the day to help catch-up.  Now that school is back in session that is no longer an option.  Well, except for now because we are getting snow and school gets canceled.

We have a two hour delay at the moment but I would almost bet money that it will be canceled in the next hour or two.

So, last night I got up at 11:30 ish to make my way to the kitchen for some cheese and crackers.  Plus, a few Hershey's Kisses.  OKAY, a handful of Hershey's Kisses.  I found a comfy place on the couch and flipped channels!
O.M.G.  I am so glad I didn't have my wallet handy!!!!!!  I was in tears as Noah Wyle talked about the polar bears becoming extinct in my children’s lifetime.  THEN to top it off I endured hearing about how people neglect their animals while Willie Nelson was singing.  TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!  I would have spent our savings last night if my wallet had been within reach.  Thankfully it was in another room on the other side of the house.

THEN!!!  I’m not finished yet!!!

I caught the last half hour of The Secret Life of the American Teenager!!!!  The new season has started.  ~deep breath~

I had to find out that Amy and Ben broke up and she took John to stay at her grandmother’s house who has Alzheimer’s.  Then I learned that Anne had fled as well with her new baby.  And that Grace and Jack broke up because she wasn’t ready for oral sex.  Then Graces mother told her it was okay to masturbate and take things INTO YOUR OWN HANDS were her exact words!!!!!!!!  Then there is Ricky with that stupid expression he ALWAYS has on his face.  A smirky I’m so cool that I got a girl pregnant at band camp expression.  Please send those kids to college and route them away from acting!!!!!!!

WOW, what a night.  I promised myself I wouldn’t trash that show.  The acting speaks for itself.  UTTER CRAP!!!!!!!  I am so glad that H got over that show after the first season.  Don’t get me started!

Anyway, I need sleep at night.  Any suggestions?

He said. She said.

Supermom ~ Do men really think about sex 24 hours a day?

Superdad ~ No, not when they're sleeping.


Superdad ~ You like to make fun of me?

Supermom ~ Yes, why?

Save the Bush!!

This may be NSFW!!!!  YEAH!!!!  I am actually typing up a blog that may or may not be suitable for work.  There are no naughty pictures so it may be okay if you read really fast!!!!  Like speed read as you scroll!!!!

I have been debating on blogging about this because I sort of guess this is a family blog.  I do occasionally talk about sex or the lack of sex in the Supermom house.  I do have a campaign "Say NO to Head" for teenage girls though.  Hmmmmm.....

Maybe I shouldn't blog about this after all.

What the hell!!!  Feel free to join in if you want. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TOOOOOOO!!!!!

First, I blame HIM.  He started this whole thing!  LOL  Technically I don't know Mikey.  We met after he commented on my homemade bread one day!  You may call him Michael!  I was reading my bookmarks and came across a recent post of his.  I HAD to give my two cents. (Mikey and his wife are having a lil baby soon so send him lots of good wishes!)

I remember looking at my dads and papaws old Playboy's from many many years ago.  When they had REAL women in them.  No fake airbrushed women with plastic boobies.  No offense there to anyone reading.

What's wrong with showing a woman for who she is????  A few extra pounds!!  SO WHAT!!  I'd rather see a woman with a few extra pounds than a woman that could eat a few burgers!!!!  So what if she has small breasts!!  They look more natural than those fake things that are all around.  Again, no offense.

I am a very secure woman and don't mind how my body looks after four children.  Yes, I wish I had that 18 year old body back that could actually wear a bikini and look smokin' HOT.  SHRUG!!  It's okay that I have a few, okay A LOT, of stretch marks.  It's okay that I have a few extra pounds from these kids.  I have come to love my baby pouch!!!!!  I wouldn't send my naked picture to be on The Shape of a Mother blog just yet.   It's an awesome blog and I go visit from time to time.  It's amazing to see these women be so proud of their body after having a baby.  Anyway, I'm getting off track.

This topic came up a bit ago between me and a friend.  You know who you are and you can comment if you want.  :)

Women and this urge to shave off their pubic hair making them look like they are 12.  I just don't understand it.  Really I don't.  If you have a good explanation then please feel free to share it.  I told Mikey I was going to start the "Save the Bush" campaign!!!  Now wouldn't that make an awesome t-shirt or bumper sticker!

Hmmmm, okay don't be mad at me for starting such a conversation but I'm just curious is all.  Remember you can talk to me about anything!!!!!!!!!  Hell, you ask about my sex life so why can't I ask you about your bush or the lack of one?

What you talkin bout Willis?

This morning the phone ringing at 6 AM woke me up from a very disturbing dream.  The call was telling me that there was a two hour delay for our area.  Then about TWO hours later we hear school has been canceled all together.

Looks like we might actually have a real Winter.  It's COLD here!!!  SO cold I bet your snot would make icicles if you had a runny nose.

We may even get more snow Thursday and Friday.

I LOVE WINTER!!!!  Just please please let us keep power!  At least FOR HOT COFFEE and to keep the kids warm of course.  Mostly the coffee part though.  I'd hate to go all postal for not having hot coffee.

I'm just sayin'....

Yes, I am Supermom.

At times I wonder if anyone pays this blog any attention.  Am I really just talking to myself?  I know that comments have dropped the past few weeks.  It makes a person begin to think, "Am I wasting my time?"

Then out of the blue something really cool happens!!!!!!!!!

Someone recognizes your picture on Facebook and sends you a message.  A message that makes it all better.

"You're SUPERMOM!!!!!!  We love your blogs!"

(It went something like that.)

I guess having the same picture on Facebook and my blog is a good thing after all.

I want to thank my readers for coming by and reading The Adventures of Supermom.  I hope that I make your day a bit brighter as you think, "Thank GOD I am not in her shoes!"

Feel free to email me!!  I love getting mail.  You can reach me at iheartsupermom (at) AOL (dot) com

~sniff~  You really do love me!!!

I couldn't have said it any better!!

Picture if you will.  We were at the dining room table last night working on puzzles.

Lil O ~ Mommy, when you get done with yours you can help me.

Me ~ Okay.

Lil O ~ I'm sorry you have to do everything.

~sniff~  She's awesome!

Look what I woke up to this morning:

January Snow

Do you Rock Band?

Happy New Years still!  It's still January 1, 2010!!!

Today has been interesting.  I let H's BF come over to hang out.  She wanted to see him and mentioned a movie BUT I really didn't want to bother with going out so I said he could come here and have dinner with us.  Which is exactly what he did.

His mom brought him by and socialized for a minute or two then left him here.  What am I supposed to do with a teenage boy in my house?  He didn't come with directions!!  The kids, including him, pretty much stayed in the living room watching TV unless they were in the basement fooling around on the pinball machines with Superdad.  Superdad has three real size pinball machines in the basement that he's tinkering with to get up and running.  Then we had a nice meal all together.  It was a nice afternoon.  He is a good kid I suppose.  You should have seen me BF proofing the house before he got here.  Like removing my bra hanging on the bathroom door for one!  Yeah, that would have been awkward!!!!

I walked into the living room while they were flipping channels.  They passed some show about teenage pregnancy and H commented on how she told her BF not to let her get that big.  I made the comment, "Or don't GET HER PREGNANT EITHER!"  Sorry, but I couldn't help it.  Due to the recent finding of a condom in this house that didn't belong to ME then I thought it wise to voice an opinion.

Oh, the condom!!  I forgot to clear it up for you.  Apparently THEY do give those out during sex education!!!!!!!!  I was told this after H came home from New Jersey to find the condom on her dresser with a post-it note that read, "CARE TO EXPLAIN?"

I can tell when she's bullshitting me and well, she wasn't in this case.  I'm proud of my teenage daughter!!!! 

All in all it's been a nice New Year.  I leave you with this picture of me jamming out to Psycho Killer on Rock Band 2.

Happy New Year ! ! !

**Update:  I added music!!!  A favorite song of mine!!!!!**

Instead of a Week in Review Vlog I made you a Year 2009 in Pictures!  Enjoy!!!  It's rather long but I couldn't take out any pictures!!!!!