Spongebob getting MARRIED!!!!!

I happened across this bit of news just now!!!!

EW Exclusive: A first look at the SpongeBob SquarePants wedding!

Wow, I am in shock.  I didn't even know they were dating!!!  DO they practice safe sex???  Will she have lil sponge babies??  Will they adopt Patrick?!??!

My invitation must have gotten lost in the mail.


I didn't get an invite either.