I even just said this:

YOU ARE COMING THIS CLOSE TO BE GIVEN UP FOR ADOPTION!!!!!!

Comments

Anna said…
I'll take 'em! That way you can visit.
rachel... said…
I've decided to send away for boarding school brochures and leave them lying around the house. Purely a scare tactic, mind you. Pht. Like I could afford boarding school!
Kelly said…
I've threatened to sell my children to the gypsies. Don't feel bad!!
Supermom said…
I am so glad I am not a shit parent!
And I have said this!

When my nephew misbehaves (he is 4), I tell him I am calling the cops, and he turns into an angel. That does not work on my 9 year old though! I need to found better lines. It gets harder since when they get older, they don't beleive or want to hear a word that comes out of your mouth.