I'll take 'em! That way you can visit.
I've decided to send away for boarding school brochures and leave them lying around the house. Purely a scare tactic, mind you. Pht. Like I could afford boarding school!
I've threatened to sell my children to the gypsies. Don't feel bad!!
I am so glad I am not a shit parent!
And I have said this!When my nephew misbehaves (he is 4), I tell him I am calling the cops, and he turns into an angel. That does not work on my 9 year old though! I need to found better lines. It gets harder since when they get older, they don't beleive or want to hear a word that comes out of your mouth.
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