Dear DMV, Please don't take my license away.

Dear DMV,

I plan on stopping by this morning to renew my drivers license. Yes, it expired on my birthday. I was busy celebrating turning 35 and I just didn't make time to stop by there. Yes, I did in fact get the postcard SIX months ago to remind me. I am not sure where I put it though. I forget. Why do you send those out that early anyway?

The question I want to ask is, "How long will this take?"

Today is the first day of summer vacation for the kids. I will be bringing hormonal teen with me so she can watch over the babies. I need extra help so I can take your eye exam and get my picture taken with my new short hair. Please feel free to photoshop the bags from under my eyes! I would appreciate that!

Please make it snappy because we have a FULL day planned. DMV, Sears, Target and then Fun Depot.

See you shortly! Can I bring donuts and coffee to bribe you?? Would that be appropriate??



Anonymous said…
first day of summer vacation, yikes i am twitching from flash backs.I hope the dmv doesn't take up most of your day. Hubby here just renewed his license only took him 1 hr from start to finish.Good luck. Hope Hannah survives the day as your assistant. You have a sweet young lady there who is very special to love her siblings so darn much.
Supermom said…
I was in and out in 15. Wasn't tooo terribly bad.