I tried to squeeze my I've had four kids body into a couple suits from 2 years ago. Wasn't going to happen. I have these huge milk jugs to worry with now! DAMMIT!!!
She told me about Land's End. I looked. The one I really wanted was out of stock and couldn't be back ordered. Figures.
I got all depressed last night and just ate more mint Oreo's. That makes everything better.
I woke up this morning with a new outlook and a pound heavier and went to look again at those awful bathing suits not meant for women that have had four kids.
I found one that will work. I have to have fixed straps. None of that tie behind your neck crap. I wanted black. CHECK!!! I found some coral colored bottoms that will work as well. I don't like have matching top and bottom. Sooooo, what do you think??? Be brutal. I can handle it.


Or maybe I should go with a green bottom?

Don't you like my virtual model? HA HA!
There is no way in hell I will post a picture to go along with these pictures of me squeezing myself into those other bathing suits!
**UPDATE!!!! I went ahead and ordered the black top with the pretty coral bottoms. If I like it I might take a pic and show the new suit off.**
6 comments:
Loving your virtual model!!! Bwahaha!
I am glad I could amuse you!!
What color bottoms though?!?!
Coral or green???
Help a mom out!!
Coral. Definitely.
i like the green
I agree. Coral it is!!!
Hey Michelle its not so bad, there will always be someone wearing a bathing suit that looks worst. You have a nice body dont doubt yourself. I like your selection i would go with the coral bottoms, just my taste. Your braver than me i have no intentions to wear a suit this summer at all. Have a wonderful weekend. Oh ps your milk bubbles make the suit more interesting dont ya think hehe
Post a Comment