Mom's do know it all.

I was in the kitchen making coffee this morning when hormonal teen walked in. Here's how it went:

Supermom ~ Do you have on eyeliner?

Hormonal teen ~ No. She says this as she is walking fast to the bathroom.

She comes back in the kitchen.

Supermom ~ Let me ask you a question. Do I BUY you eyeliner???????

Hormonal teen ~ Blah blah blah.....blah blah blah.... Those are the excuses she is making to me. Trying to plead her case. Blah blah blah.....

Supermom ~ DO I BUY YOU EYELINER????????? THEN WHY ARE YOU WEARING IT?!?!?!

Hormonal teen ~ Blah blah blah blah...........

Supermom ~ Okay, when you get home we will go through your make-up bag and see.

This is where hormonal teen sulks down the stairs to head to school.


I just want you to know that I am not a bad azz mom. I just think young girls with eyeliner all over their eyes look silly and wish their moms would teach them how to apply make-up. No offense to anyone there. I understand that some kids just do it to pizz you off and others do it because they like the way it looks.

Young girls need GUIDANCE with make-up. They need to be taught.

LESS IS MORE when it comes to make-up.

I even live by that motto and I am 34 years old. Make-up should accent what you have not make you look painted up.

Anyway.....that eyeliner will go away today and hormonal teen will learn that I do know it all. As if she didn't already know this.