I love Two and Half Men. I was watching a re-run earlier and about wet myself laughing.
Charlie was dating an ex with a baby. He came home with a dirty shirt. Here's the conversation they had.
Alan: Hey, what's that splattered all over your shirt?
Charlie: Coffee and breast milk.
Alan: (laughing) What happened? Did Starbucks merge with Hooters?
Alan: Hooterbucks! I'd like a double D cup latte please.
It was H I L A R I O U S ! ! !