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I was reading People and came across these two stories!

Stampeding Holiday Shoppers Trample Man at Wal-Mart

The maintenance worker is killed as he tries to hold back hundreds of people seeking Black Friday deals

ANOTHER REASON TO STAY HOME ON BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!!!! OMG HOW AWFUL!!!!


And:

Michael Phelps has taken another lap with his girlfriend – a big one. She's spending Thanksgiving in Baltimore with him and his family.

The Olympic champ has been dating Las Vegas cocktail waitress Caroline "Caz" Pal, 26, for about two months. The two met after his record-setting performance in Beijing last summer.

Phelps is spending time in Vegas working on his poker game.

DOES THIS MEAN OLYMPIC SWIMMER TURNED GAMBLING MAN IN VEGAS? TISK TISK!

Comments

Helene said…
I just heard about the Walmart worker being trampled and I could not believe it! What is this world coming to?? It's really pretty sad!!
Michelle said…
My memory is trying to tell me that this is not the first time someone died in a Wal-mart Black Friday. I keep thinking that a few years ago, a woman shopper was trampled to death when she fell in the tumult and her sister couldn't get people to stop STEPPING ON HER so she could help her back up.

People suck.
Supermom said…
You've got to be kidding! This has happened before?? That is just crazy. Who gets charged for this death?? Would it be considered murder?? Come on, there has to a solution to this!! Stop those damn crazy early morning sales?!?

Seriously, are the bargains that awesome?!

I think not.