I Like Ruffle Butts Instead of Big Butts.

*talking*
Oh my goodness
Honey, look at her ruffle butt
Its so pink and frilly
She looks like one of those diaper commercial babies
That are always on television
They only use her because she looks like a total doll baby
I mean her ruffle butt
It's just so pink and frilly
I can't believe it's so adorable
It's just out there
I mean, it's just so cute
Look, she's just a baby

*rap*
I like ruffle butts and I cannot lie
You other mommies can't deny
That when a baby strolls in with a ruffle butt
All pink and frilly
You get excited
Wanna ask to hold her
Cuz you notice that butt is ruffled
All pink and frilly
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna hold ya
And take your picture
With your pink and frilly ruffle butt
But that butt you got
All pink and frilly
Ooh, ruffle butt
You smile and look my way
Well use me use me I’ll hold your frilly ruffle butt

I've seen them lookin
To hell with onesies
She's got pink frilly ruffle butt

I'm tired of plain ole onesies
Saying they are the thing
Take the average mommy and ask her that
She’s got to have frilly ruffle butt

So Babies (yeah) Babies(yeah)
Have you got pink frilly ruffle butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that ruffle butt
Baby got frills

I Like Ruffle Butts

Baby M has been loving this wrap since she was 7 days old!!!!!! It's called a hug a bub wrap from Australia. It ROCKS!

hug a bub
~June 11, 2008~

Baby M is 8 weeks old. As of yesterday! Isn't she beautiful!!!

8 weeks old #2
~June 10, 2008~

Comments

Anonymous said…
THAT was hilarious. I would also like to observe that your hug-a-bub is s very nice color for you.
Katie said…
That was too funny! LoL
I love little ruffly butt things... I remember Jordan wearing the little ruffle tights under all her clothes when she was an infant.
Supermom said…
Thank you Thank you! Taking a bow. I can make a funny once in a blue moon! I was pretty bored too when I started singing it to Baby M.

Also thank you Jennifer! HB says the opposite about the color on me...lol
Mary Jane said…
I agree with the previous comment, you are very pretty in pink. I love your rap song, I hope I am that talented after I have children, hehe. Miss you! Baby M is beautiful!
Skye said…
That last picture of her should be framed, she's lovely.
Applie said…
Haha! That is what we use to call them, Ruffle Butts! Aren't they the cutest things?

I wish there was a hug-a-dub when my son was little.